on our vacation we went to this beach resort or smth with a pool and the beach and bedrooms n shit also kinda glad they accepted dogs

and we stayed in the first bedroom and it was chill except it looked like that kind of room bed with white sheets and some sort of bondage-supporting headboard that you usually imagine when you read erotic fanfics about two dudes who meet in a bar or at work and the sexual tension lasts for the entire fic until they get drunk or high and fuck in a cheap hotel

it was alright and all but one thing just kind of fucked me over and it was the smell

it didnt smell bad or anything it was just kind of a what the flying fuck is this kind of scent which was detergent like some recognisably cheap washing mix and i know it isnt some sort of cologne because you dont fucking smell a guy that walks around with their necks smelling like fresh mountain breeze or ocean bears or flower butts

the pillows smelt like detergent and so did the bedsheets and the blankets and i think they fucking scrubbed the floor with rags that were washed in the same fucking brand

dont get me started on the doors and the walls they smelt strongly of detergent too and so did everything else in the room like what the flying fuck its like they replaced every single air freshener with detergent

and it gets worse like whatever fucking touches it the smell sort of just spreads and slowly you start smelling like detergent too

and when i try to walk outside its still in my nose and im like 'man it still smells like detergent out here' and then someone points out 'dude its just you' and then i go 'no you fucking shit'

and then i sniff my bandana and 'fucking hell youre right' and i literally couldnt escape it and i fucking swear

everything was detergent